not to be bitter...

Not to be bitter or anything, but here is a list of people with more money and more to fight about than I, who filed for divorce after I did, and have had their divorces finalized before I:

• A-Rod and the former Mrs. A-Rod
• Pink and that motor cross guy
• Christie Brinkley and that pervert

And I'm certain that Madonna will be divorced before me!!!! And let me tell you, It's not me holding things up.

At least I've got medical insurance for a while longer. But come on already!!! Can't I just be done with the fool already???