new job? maybe...

I have a 2nd go round at a dentist's office today! Yay! We'll see if they like me enough to talk salary, start date, and all that stuff.

On another note, what is too much viewing of these old creepy dudes on the planet site? I think I have been on a little over a month, and I'm starting to think I may block those creepers that have viewed me 2 or more times a week. Hmmmmmmmm...

Lastly, the boy had another axe-ident last night. The axe went to the trash. We then went to the girl's soccer practice and I smelled his "handsomeness" the whole time in the wide open air! Gag.

axe-i-dent

So the boy just used his hand me down axe like febreeze in his room! Why? He has no clue why, he is just a boy.

Just Like a Deadbeat Dad

So this week I was to get my income tax return. It was promised to get to me by March 17th. I have been anxiously waiting, having set some aside for food storage (a fabulous site shelfreliance.com), some for an antenna for my roof, and some to get the rest of the stuff to finish my basement bathroom (thanks Ciara!). The kids were excited to have the time to do this today, cause Soccer games were cancelled (even before this snow).

Yeah, well Brock O'Bama is pretty much a deadbeat dad in my book! Why even promise a date to have my refund to me, only to ignore that date, and now no promise of anything. Maybe he has "better" things he needs to spend my money on, again, just like a deadbeat.

I checked the "where's my refund" site again, and, just like the deadbeat he is, Brock is saying he'll get my money to me by March 30th. What's the likelyhood that deadline is going to be met?

The Good St. Patricks Day!

By: the girl
Illastrated by: the girl

Once apona time I had the greatest St. Patricks Day we hurd the lepercon run down the stairs we ran down too so we could find him finaly but we did not but we did find gold all over the place. We got candy too so if you have a lephercon treat it nice so it does the same to you. The End

To you lephercon
P.S. your awesome sign here________________

I have left the spelling/grammer as is. The leprechaun did sign! As you know, his name is Seamus. He also drew a 4leaf clover and wrote thanks!

our leprechaun has a name!

His name is Seamus. And he brought the kids lots of cool stuff!

daylight savings!!!

So I changed all the clocks forward an hour (except for the car, but that's another story... stupid atomic clock), AND checked the smoke detectors, all at once! How did I manage that? I loaded the dishwasher, set it for 2 hours, waited a while, and ran a bath. The water was steamy hot! And I sat in the bath until it got cold, and topped it off with even HOTTER water (thanks dishwasher!). I guess I had too much steam, cause when I got out, the alarms started going off. I turned on the fan, closed the doors and plugged my ears. They work, I can say I followed the news' recommendations. Have you?

pickin up fellas

So, I went to Lowe's this afternoon to try and find some tiles on clearance. As you probably know, I am paranoid of tornado season and would like a finished bathroom in my basement. I have some tile that I found on clearance before, but it's not enough, so I am still looking.

Anyhoo, I noticed a fratty type guy that kept following me at a distance. Hmmmm, I figured he would talk to me, but NNNNOOOO, he was a scardy chicken fraidy cat. Oh well, he was shorter than I am hoping for, but still, a hey would have been nice or he shoulda not been so stalky.

poll

So I am working my way into maybe taking up a person's offer of a date from the "planet". However, if I do, I will surely want to post the experience! So do I go private so as not to offend? Hmmmmmmm.... such decisions!

realization... right?

So as I came up from blow drying my hair upside-down, I had a thought. Maybe I should think that the guys I deemed creeps for not having a picture are really more "phantom" like. Hmmmm... this is what fasting & blood rush to the head causes me to think! I just don't think I can be gullible enough to romanticize it!

vents

I totally enjoy getting calls from collection agencies for my former inlaws. Ranks right up there with the collection calls for my ex. So fabulous!

With the singles site, put a picture! And try not to be/look older than my dad. Both seem reeeeeal creepy and suspect.

The snow needs to totally melt already! It's going, but not fast enough!

For a good vent, I saved over $35 at walmart today! However, when I'm checking out makeup is NOT the time to be checking me out, you weirdo!

conversations with the girl

This conversation goes like so:
girl, "I want that thing that that guy had at Church on Sunday."
me, "huh?" (we had ward conference, so I really have no idea who)
girl (holding her nose for some reason), "That thing that guy had."
me, "in sacrement?"
girl, "no, that thing that guy had in primary."
me (she saw the same presentation I did, so I began guessing), "a map?"
girl, "no"
me (cringing as I ask), "a fannypack?"
girl, "no"
me (sighing happily), "a small roll of toilet paper?"
girl, "no"
me, "some carmex? it's in the drawer. didn't you know we had some?"
girl, "no, the other thing, the thing wrapped in a towel."
me, "a liahona?"
girl (with a finally, you idiot sound to her voice), "yes! i asked him where he got it, and he said it was a secret, but i need one."
me (rolling my eyes), "i'll put your meemaw on it."

new member

So last night, with a little help from some friends and my sister, I joined LDSplanet. So far, no boyfriend. With my assistants looking over my shoulder, we flipped through pix. It was a fun family-home-evening type of thing, with them making comments on people's pix as well. Especially the guy who had a picture of "some old guy from TV" as his picture (Mike Ditka). I am having fun making up rules on the fly. One being, no picture, not gonna get any response from me! Kinda goes with my people puppet/clown phobia. Feel free to check me out! fabublonde is my handle (doesn't that make me sound like a mother trucker?)!

Facebook is next! Who wants to help me with that? I also think I may need a photo shoot before I join that hot mess.