help!!!!

I need Halloween costume ideas for myself! So far I have thought:

• bride- I already have a dress, so why not? (shot down)
• devil- red pj's and the boy's old devil stocking hat
• princess- recycling my wedding crown (shot down as well, as I have done it too many times)
• witch- I've brokered a trade with my niece for her hat (I have to give her sparkley eye diamonds for her Taylor Swift costume)
• cowgirl- but that's not really a costume for me as much as a mood

All the costumes in the stores are "sexy" and I can't bring myself to spend more than $5 on the thick trash bag material that make up these costumes! So any votes/other ideas would be wonderful!!!

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