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So I am working my way into maybe taking up a person's offer of a date from the "planet". However, if I do, I will surely want to post the experience! So do I go private so as not to offend? Hmmmmmmm.... such decisions!

realization... right?

So as I came up from blow drying my hair upside-down, I had a thought. Maybe I should think that the guys I deemed creeps for not having a picture are really more "phantom" like. Hmmmm... this is what fasting & blood rush to the head causes me to think! I just don't think I can be gullible enough to romanticize it!

vents

I totally enjoy getting calls from collection agencies for my former inlaws. Ranks right up there with the collection calls for my ex. So fabulous!

With the singles site, put a picture! And try not to be/look older than my dad. Both seem reeeeeal creepy and suspect.

The snow needs to totally melt already! It's going, but not fast enough!

For a good vent, I saved over $35 at walmart today! However, when I'm checking out makeup is NOT the time to be checking me out, you weirdo!

conversations with the girl

This conversation goes like so:
girl, "I want that thing that that guy had at Church on Sunday."
me, "huh?" (we had ward conference, so I really have no idea who)
girl (holding her nose for some reason), "That thing that guy had."
me, "in sacrement?"
girl, "no, that thing that guy had in primary."
me (she saw the same presentation I did, so I began guessing), "a map?"
girl, "no"
me (cringing as I ask), "a fannypack?"
girl, "no"
me (sighing happily), "a small roll of toilet paper?"
girl, "no"
me, "some carmex? it's in the drawer. didn't you know we had some?"
girl, "no, the other thing, the thing wrapped in a towel."
me, "a liahona?"
girl (with a finally, you idiot sound to her voice), "yes! i asked him where he got it, and he said it was a secret, but i need one."
me (rolling my eyes), "i'll put your meemaw on it."

new member

So last night, with a little help from some friends and my sister, I joined LDSplanet. So far, no boyfriend. With my assistants looking over my shoulder, we flipped through pix. It was a fun family-home-evening type of thing, with them making comments on people's pix as well. Especially the guy who had a picture of "some old guy from TV" as his picture (Mike Ditka). I am having fun making up rules on the fly. One being, no picture, not gonna get any response from me! Kinda goes with my people puppet/clown phobia. Feel free to check me out! fabublonde is my handle (doesn't that make me sound like a mother trucker?)!

Facebook is next! Who wants to help me with that? I also think I may need a photo shoot before I join that hot mess.

The boy is eating the smelliest cereal ever! That would be waffle crisp. I can smell it in the living room corner, and he is in the opposite corner of the kitchen with it. It has the weirdest fake syrup smell. And it doesn't go away! Eau de WC sticks on a kid until the box has been finished and has left the house. Gross! Now he is breathing it on me!

woo hoo!!! guess what???

I WON THE CHORE CHART!!! So, I chose smoked meat (was looking for not a whole slab of ribs, but decided on chicken instead), Mr. Dells hash brown casserole, fried mushrooms, and whatever for dessert. I am the champion!!!