Lastest (big) drama

Became a missionary opprotunity for my lawyer and the local police department! I got to explain how wards are set up, boundary wise, and how my (mormon) church isn't the one the kids dad would go to if he decided to want to find God. And how I consider it harassment to pop-in on my weekend with the kids, and sit behind me, and try and talk to me while I'm trying to listen to the Stake President talk! Things the kids dad already knows! Maybe he forgot...