girl quotes

A few things my most fabulous girl has said over the last few days...

• "Momma, you look weird without makeup on. After you put makeup on, you look beautiful!" (I guess she has noticed the yamma jamma going on!)
• "Your glasses don't make you look so weird without your makeup. You look cute!" (Maybe my glasses hide the two-face eyes?)
• "Are you divorced yet?" (No! Someone has to keep taking his time getting back to his lawyer, but I just said things have to get worked out)
• "Can I be a bridesmaid when I'm 6?" (Maybe, but the divorce has to be final, and then I have to find new daddy bohunk, so probably won't happen in the next 6 months)

She just cracks me up at her questions... I'm not surprised that her pregnancy was the worst as far as my mouth filter and evil eyes were concerned!

She also declared Sunday to be leopard skirt Sunday. Then, we had to have similar makeup, shoes, and the SAME hair- big and happy with matching headbands! I was told we needed pictures, but our twinliness happens many days, and when it doesn't, she usually picks my outfits!!