Dear Carl Edwards,Please date my mommy. I know you're engaged, but if it doesn't work out, my mom is open. I think you're a great sport, a good racer, and an awesome guy. My mom drives her fusion fast, but not as fast as you! Go Ford! I'd like you to teach me how to do back flips, too! Does that AFLAC duck annoy you as much as it annoys me? I've got nothin else, so have a good off season, and I'll be watchin for you next year!
Your man,
The Boy
3 comments:
the boy forgot to mention that I think he has the most gorgeous teeth!!!
Just for the record... I am totally in LOVE with Carl and My best friend from HS knows him! I am jealous!!
If the engagement goes south, the boy insists that your friend slip carl mommas digits!!!!!
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