help!!!!

I need Halloween costume ideas for myself! So far I have thought:

• bride- I already have a dress, so why not? (shot down)
• devil- red pj's and the boy's old devil stocking hat
• princess- recycling my wedding crown (shot down as well, as I have done it too many times)
• witch- I've brokered a trade with my niece for her hat (I have to give her sparkley eye diamonds for her Taylor Swift costume)
• cowgirl- but that's not really a costume for me as much as a mood

All the costumes in the stores are "sexy" and I can't bring myself to spend more than $5 on the thick trash bag material that make up these costumes! So any votes/other ideas would be wonderful!!!

randoms...

Just a thought, if you are going to act all shady and stalkerish, I'm going to treat you that way!

Why was the weather tolerable for the last day of soccer games?

I had my first experience with rot mouth last week... an overwhelming smell of (the only smell similar I can come up with is) old roadkill that you can't get away from!

I can't believe how much I am saving on gas since I don't have to drive too far to learn anymore!

Why don't the kids like my theme ideas for Halloween anymore? I think they like it, they just can't agree on a theme...

The cat got a Halloween shirt. He gets it put on him every time the girl finds it and can wrestle him down. It only stays on a few minute...

why

did the kids come home from the homecoming parade with a bag of candy, but not one colored tootsie roll in the mix of yucky stuff. This is the 2nd time they have been to a parade and this has happened this season! I'm going to have to research... is there a shortage of the colored tootsie rolls?

Also, my new favorite candy bar is milky way midnight!

today...

I got to assist in an oral surgery!!! I got to help the dr as he pulled what was left of a lady's teeth. There were lots of roots to pull as well. It was awesome! Although, I will never look at candy corn the same again...

first day (again?)

Today is my first day of "community service" as my brother puts it. Fun in the "denture factory" as I like to call it. Not really gaining any time back in my day, however, the time gained from my commute will now be put to use working for free! Let the countdown begin! 320 to go!

eeeeewwwww, get me the lysol, the cat left

oh, wait, that's not the poo I thought it was, just a lego ladies hair! (How close do you think I was to tell that?)

last day!!

Today is my last day of actual school (for now)!!!!! Monday begins the first 185 of 320 hours of FREE labor at an office. I got placed in a denture office. I shudder every time I say it. Oh well, it's only approx 5 weeks...

Oh, and there was fabulousness in my yard yesterday evening... hopefully will get time to detail it...