It's Back, Baby! Oh, Yeah

It's that time year, again. The McRib is back! The most awsomely greatest sandwich ever! I can't wait to get mine! I wish I was next in line! We have a rib sandwich at school, and it keeps in the mood for McRib all year. We usually have rib sandwich lunch when my mom can't make it, so she is super happy to get her McRib! Yum! Yum!

I'm the boy, and I approved this post.

Happy Halloween!!

I must be on the crazy train, cause I've never had this much artistic talent!! Next thing we know, I'll be cutting off my ear or something!! Going off of a kid drawing for the girl and a prized picture gift for the boy! Then we also had to sort the seeds from the guts so we can give them to aunt B, as is our tradition. Fun times all around!

the boy's pumpkin... an autobots sign!!

the girl's pumpkin... batty the bat!!

Don't they get it???

I'm yelling at the kids, and they don't seem to hear it... I've got the cold. It is no longer in my nose, thanks to sinus flushing and psudefed. Now, it is attacking my throat. When I woke up, I thought I swallowed a pedi-egg in my sleep and it shredded my throat. I now sound like a two carton a day smoker when my voice isn't cracking like Peter Brady and when it is there at all. So what do the kids get up to?? Everything!! I can't yell at them so well, but I keep trying, and it's making it worse!!! I think I need to get a bean bag gun from the cops. But we all know I can't hit a target, so...
Hopefully I can get my voice back soon, cause these kids won't stay in line. I'm trying to bribe with candy, maybe that will work!!

I am now taking suggestions for renaming windex... appearantly he is a thief as well as a liar. Although I am surprised that he would steal from his son! So windex just isn't enough anymore... and all the names I can think of are not ladylike to post.

My new boy

This is my new friend Tough Guy. He has a white booty. He got his name cause his horns make him tough. My aunt B and uncle B brought him back from Colorado for me. They are awesome! I wish more people would bring me cool things from thier vacations. Last weekend, my friends brought me some taffy from their trip. My momma and the girl are in heaven, but I pout around them. (I have the braces) But I sneak some and cut it into rabbit turds and eat them when they aren't paying attention. It is good taffy!

I'm the boy goat and I approved this message.

My newest glass collection piece

If you didn't know, I have a glass collection. My momma is growling, because I'm supposed to call it a porcelain collection, or breakables. WHATEVER. It is a cool collection and I like it a bunch! This goat is from my aunt B and uncle B. They brought it from Colorado. I wish that everyone who knows me who goes to Colorado would bring me back something Goat.

I love you like I love my glass collection,

the girl

My New Baby

This is my newest baby, a girl like me, her name is Goatly. I got her from my aunt B and uncle B from their trip to Colorado. There is good goat stuff in Colorado. I hope that everyone who goes there will bring me back something Goat.

I love you like I love my goats,
the girl

I've got to start sleeping

As I was trying to get back to sleep last night. I came up with a moniker for he who has been unnamed so far. The one who has cause the biggest change in our lives thus far, and while some parts are worse, it seems way better overall!!

His new name is WINDEX!!

Just so yall know who it is when referenced...

I've been asked the reason why I created this name, and I couldn't remember until last night!!!

When I was up from 2-4, I remembered that it is because I need to take everything he says as just wind, as everything he has "promised" has just blown away!!